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Birthday wishes

Just a quick note... two of my favorite historical figure's where born on this day. I think that warrant's this quick note. Also, a third favorite died on this day... a moment of silence and then on to the comedy.



Abraham Lincoln
02/12/1809 - 04/15/1865



Charles Darwin
02/12/1809 - 04/19/1882


Screamin' Jay Hawkins
07/18/1929 - 02/12/2000

Who would win in a fight I wonder? I'd be inclined to say Screamin' Jay would. I mean, the guy was obviously nuts, and that usually makes for a good fight. Just look at Mike Tyson.

But then again I might just put my money on Lincoln. Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight ’til they’re burger.

I'd take bets if it wasn't for the whole them-being-dead thing.

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I found this video and wanted to share. Nothing I can say will top this kind of comedy. For those of you who don't know who Robert Novak is... you should. He's a ball of laughs.


In honor of Screamin'Jay I will eat some alligator and mosquito pie.

My money is on Lincoln. Not only does he have the size, but I think he was also known for being a scrapper.

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